Hey, Ryan! I had a meeting today at the proctologist’s office (got some butt probs., no big) (except for the enlarged areas) (that’s why I was there) and I found this book in the waiting room! […]
I stole the book and brought it home and now I have a better picture of it!
So last week David produced a photoshopped image of a book he claims I made which I will barely comment on except to say that the actual book I’ve written, referenced at the top his fake cover, is actually called “Pictures I Took Of Sleeping Strangers” not “Picures”. Geez, David. You’re not even spell checking these forgeries now??
Anyway I was going to let sleeping dogs lie except that I have a standard order on Amazon Platinum Reserve for any book David produces, and this came in the mail today. It’s his latest book.
David Malki is apparently planning a run for President (for the Republican party??) and also is apparently big into his own giant head.
I don’t even think his head is that big?
It’s like, average-sized